Church Woman the Family Provider

It should be known that Conservativejock thinks the world of Church Woman, even with her many imperfections.  Lol.  You see, Church woman, is an example of what God can bring to women such as Hoochie Mama who was introduced in an earlier post.  Church Woman is also of the generation of Hoochie Mama, being a sister of the two brothers who may or may not have fathered Hoochie Mama’s children.  (The children we know that is.)

As the generation have passed beginning with Church Woman’s parents many interesting folk and circumstances have come to pass.  The ancestry of this rather large group of Americans is difficult to trace.  Through one family name it appears that some fled the reach of law enforcement in early Georgia — pre-1830s — into western Georgia and eastern Alabama.  There they traded with, fought with, and in general committed crimes of mischief in the territory to the east of them.  After the Civil War (that war of Northern Aggression) Church Woman’s patriarchal side became tenant farmers who moved on an almost yearly basis due to wintertime “habits” that caused their presence to become an issue.  They were, it is claimed, very heavy drinkers and smokers as Church Woman’s only two brothers died as alcoholics.

Beginning in 1865 white Southerners survived in two ways:  they worked in the cotton mills being built in the south or they share-cropped and distilled liquor from corn mash.  Church Woman’s mother was orphaned at less than eleven years old and was taken in by an aunt and her husband who worked in a cotton mill whose structure is still standing.  Church Woman however, unlike her two brothers, graduated from high school and at age 21 was hired at Southern Bell through the first of its affirmative action programs.  She both developed that union based “entitlement” attitude and at the direction or I’d more accurately say “demand” of her mother that the extended family be provided for.  Upon employment with Bell South mom and dad never worked again and never went lacking a roof over their heads.  This is part of the reason Church Woman never married, which would have been a disaster, as she most likely would have married what I am not ashamed to say is a retarded paranoid schizophrenic.  Church Woman’s sister married a brother of this oft troublesome man.  She and that bird now have a son sitting in a Georgia penitentiary on child molestation charges.

As I have said before:  genetics is a bitch.

Church Woman has a heart of gold.  She however cannot thigh at her church.  She is so devoted to her family that either does not work, is in jail, or can’t work due to some psychiatric malady, that she has impoverished herself.  She lives in a ghetto she does not see as a ghetto.  She purchased a modular home from one of her brothers employers and placed it on a one acre section of a six acre tract he had purchased in the ghetto.  This brother was a “block” mason.  He was never able to develop the skill to become a brick mason and his employer allowed him to stucco coat the black so they would appear well placed.  Church Woman’s retirement pay a mortgage carrying principal that is three times the value of the home.  All of those funds flowed to the extended family feeding bail, provided food, and general “bad habit” funds,

Church Woman lives within a mile or so of most of the nine children of Hoochie Mama.  She acts as their taxi service.  She drives an early 2000s model car that often reeks of foul odor.  She has in some cases become the sole source of garbage removal.  She collects garbage for one nephew to be hauled off in her weekly garbage pickup.  Trash is collected and moved every couple of weeks and leaks into the trunk of the car.  At other times, the trunk of the car is used to haul scrap metal to a local purchaser.  This nephew lives with Bag Lady who through disability payments covers most of the rent.  Drugs for both take a good slug of food stamp money converted to cash as well as the disability payment.  Drugs come first, rent on the shack comes somewhere else down the line.

Perhaps some of you are familiar with the statement that, “you can’t help some people.”  You may even think that statement is an out-and-out lie.  If you think it is a lie you may be related to Hoochie Mama’s children.  You see, Church Woman gives priority to any action she may take that requires money to Hoochie Mama’s children.  Church Woman will deny herself food in order to feed Hoochie Mama’s kids.  To be honest, she’s like both state and federal government.  She does not mind depriving you of your earnings in order to feed Hoochie Mama’s children’s many pleasures.  AS an example, if you pay that mortgage off Church Woman will run immediately to the savings & loan to borrow more cash, using the home as security, whereupon Hoochie Mama’s children will have a new cash cow.

If you carry Church woman to lunch after church you will be expected to pick up the tab, though she will deny that.  If you don’t this simply leads to you not being invited.  Also, if you are a very giving person yet your income is one-half of Church Woman’s, you will be expected to buy dinner for birthday’s, mother’s day, holidays, and any time Church woman invites you to eat out.  You see, entitlement is catching.  And it is easy for entitled folks to claim, “well it’s a Human Right.”  That’s what today’s doped up Republicans bought by the way in not simply ending Obamacare.

Some would say “This is America in 2017.”  I do not necessarily disagree.  Have fun brothers and sisters.  Your day is coming.

 

 

 

 

 

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Hoochie Mama’s Family Reunion

First, from the slang dictionary a Hoochie Mama is a female with low morals and/or a female who dresses in gaudy, tight clothing.  Willa, our Hoochie Mama, passed some three years ago but her nine children had a family reunion yesterday.  Only one of the nine did not make an appearance and it is reported no fights broke out.  There had been an ongoing argument in regards to some collecting Hoochie Mama’s life insurance while some others actually paid Hoochie Mama’s funeral bill.  A related person of Hoochie Mama’s generation had purchased the burial site some years ago, at the direction of the mother of two of Hoochie Mama’s men.  We think two brothers — one who actually married Hoochie Mama — fathered six of the nine children.  Perhaps Hoochie Mama was Catholic, as birth control rarely came into play with several of her accomplishments not surviving to birth or offing themselves at some young age.  A wild psychiatric streak runs through all surrounding Hoochie Mama with the fourth generation now seeing jail time and paranoid schizophrenia.   There have been reunions at the local jail before this public reunion yesterday.

Willa worked along with an accomplish to deeds of Stardom with Nub.  They went as Willa and Nub.  Many local men past the age of 60 know when well.  Nub received her name because she lost an arm at a tender age.  It has been told she could perform remarkable feats for a woman missing an arm.  However, she was much better at her craft when she worked with Willa in tandem.  Unfortunately Nub passed many years before Willa before she turned to witchcraft and the selling of narcotics.

One of Willa’s sons is kept by Bag Lady who was introduced last week.  The local community is perhaps blessed that Bag Lady has never produced offspring.  Willa’s son the live in however has made up for that lacking by now producing Willa’s fifth generation of low life jail birds, murderers, and assorted white woman who only lay on the hood of a car on 6 foot high wheels for black men.  This most recent generation is succeeding well by using the black man’s violent streak along with the intelligence of the white man.  The local jail has had to construct special padded cells to contain them.

Genetics is a remarkable thing you know.  It only provides improvement.

 

 

 

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The Bag Lady is foiled again.

You may know her.  The Bag Lady.  She is dependent on many in order to work her craft.  She walks with the assistance of walking cane, having difficulty walking on knees that carry 350 pounds.  She is addicted to narcotic pain killers and visits a half-dozen doctors for those pills, selling some for $5.00 a pill, while feeding her addiction with the remainder.  Most often she does not require the $0.50 copay required by her Medicaid because she sings a sad story well and always has those she can take advantage of to pick up the $0.50.  She is dependent after all, taking money from those who had rather starve Christians while attending to her needs.  She smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.

The Bag Lady is the Saint of those who feed her addictions.  She is so kind and so sweet.  When you arrive to carry her shopping she has her big bag.  She claims she has no money but “wants to go window shopping.”  She prefers you let her out of the car at the door and then go park and wait.  She knowingly makes you the “get away driver” while you sit in your car thinking how swell it is that she can shop alone.

On the way home she insists you stop for ice cream.  Ice cream becomes a full meal.  She has likely insisted you bring along the man she uses for what you would not comprehend; you see this lady runs on sex.  $35 later for the meal she may actually be tired and not want to stop for more window shopping.  After all, carrying that big heavy bag is awful.

 

— cj

 

 

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Progress Report on American Disintegration

Congratulations are due to both Republican and Democrat on the progress made in bringing America into its full Socialist era.  The percentage of GDP collected and spent by federal government is at an all time high and not expected to slow as America moves to a single-payer healthcare system.  Unfortunately you folk in the middle between young working and poor older are out of luck.  You will be lucky to remain in your homes and purchase healthcare as the real rate of unemployment moves forward at an alarming rate.

Stay tuned ……

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A Rare Check-in to ConservativeJock

I am sure that somewhere on this site I had stated that ConservativeJock came to pass in response to the liberal trashy blather on the gay web site:  RealJock.  It is funny that today I see as many visits to ConservativeJock in a month as there are members in today’s RealJock.  The latter site has changed and now has a few moderated forums.  Let’s hope the new admins or owners clip all the blasting of liberal trash voices ruining what could have been a great site.

Since my last visit not much has changed.  Barack Obama continues his behavior as “Nigger and Chief” in America having earned the title in the eyes of both black and white folk.  I think brown folk have no idea what to think, though they do frequently love the fact they can stroll in and out of America carrying food purchased with food stamps back to Mexico.

Alas, the world is headed down.

 

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There Were Four, Soon to be Six

I have not created any new postings to Conservativejock in some time now.  Truth is, I broke from my usual busy schedule to post because today is a very blessed day.  It is a day that Good should be proud of as well as a day Evil will rue.

Eugenics has triumphed.  A clearing will come.

 

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Vive la France: Today’s Cartoon

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